Where's my onions?

Aghpbh!

What I'm fairly certain was a beetle* just flew under my collar and I think tried to bite me. I am being attacked by The Killer Vampire Beetle.

Yes, this is the most interesting thing that has happened to me in weeks. But perhaps better that than too have too much interesting going-ons going on.


^{* Either a beetle or some other good-sized insect. I was too busy getting it off my neck (while trying not to look mentally unstable in the process) to engage in entomology.}