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I'm what with WHAT?
Jul. 26th, 2007 12:29 pmEngflgliblle.
Not even noon yet, and I've already got a great big heaping pile of Surreal.
A few days ago, I got a new insurance card which inexplicably had a new contract number. There had been some recent billing issues as well, so we called up to make sure I still had the same coverage.
Apparently, my insurance company thinks I'm married. To a 62 year-old woman. With children. (Plural.)
WHAT?!
This is such a strange start to the day that I honestly would not be surprised if later a squirrel were to attack me with flaming nuts while declaring his claim to the throne of Botswana.
Now, I'm aware my memory isn't exactly phenomenal, but I'm preeeeetty sure I'd remember something like that happening. The insurance drone on the phone had to be assured that, yes, I am not married to someone over forty years older, nor had I procreated with the aforementioned completely hypothetical person. (Plural again.)
Excuse me, I need to go purge those mental images now.
Aaaaagh. And ew. And aaaagh some more.
Not even noon yet, and I've already got a great big heaping pile of Surreal.
A few days ago, I got a new insurance card which inexplicably had a new contract number. There had been some recent billing issues as well, so we called up to make sure I still had the same coverage.
Apparently, my insurance company thinks I'm married. To a 62 year-old woman. With children. (Plural.)
WHAT?!
This is such a strange start to the day that I honestly would not be surprised if later a squirrel were to attack me with flaming nuts while declaring his claim to the throne of Botswana.
Now, I'm aware my memory isn't exactly phenomenal, but I'm preeeeetty sure I'd remember something like that happening. The insurance drone on the phone had to be assured that, yes, I am not married to someone over forty years older, nor had I procreated with the aforementioned completely hypothetical person. (Plural again.)
Excuse me, I need to go purge those mental images now.
Aaaaagh. And ew. And aaaagh some more.
